
What is the Participation Trophy Syndrome? It's the development of bad character brought about through telling children they are winners, just for showing up. Only losers will accept a participation trophy, winners want to win one.
We have way too many lawyers out of work with not enough open positions to hire them all. If you're one of the unemployed lawyers you must be asking, how can you get a law related job or how can you get back to work? Let's explore that issue today.
Just keep in mind that you were born in the USA... and whining isn't allowed; being tough is though.
First I'm going to say, stop ya whining and griping about law schools and how they defrauded you and promised you the moon if you would only pay them $150,000. Let's face it no one twisted your arm to apply to law school. You did it voluntarily. What you are finding out is what we all figured out shortly after leaving law school. That if they paid us what we were worth they would get free labor. My first job was in Waterloo, Iowa. It paid me $17,500 per year in salary, no overtime, no benefits and one weeks paid vacation. When I asked Jim Hellman what hours I was supposed to work he said, "You're expected to work as long as it takes you to get your work done." Fair enough... My student loans were $470 per month, I had three rug rats running around and one on the way. I had no clients, no resources but I was hungry and woke up the same way every morning - I was afraid to be poor. But what I did have was a bar card, knowledge, skills to research and write with an ability to argue a point. And so do you, so stop griping about no one handing you a participation trophy and get busy learning how to be a practicing lawyer.
Get used to it, in real life no one is handing out participation trophies. As one elderly woman once said to me, "There's nothing wrong with this younger generation that a good depression wouldn't cure."
So stop the whining and get busy; your first job is to get busy learning how to be a practicing lawyer and learning skills that will make you a lawyer and a valuable one. After all, let's face it you have near zero skills, no clients, no experience and at this point a bad attitude. So leave the attitude behind and let's get busy mending fences so you become presentable.
Constant bitching about how your law school can't find you a job is like the guy shown in the picture; what law firm wants to hire someone who is working to alienate the rest of the bar?
HERE ARE WAY MORE THAN FIFTY WAYS TO EARN A LIVING AS AN UNEMPLOYED AND INEXPERIENCE LAWYER
1. Start your own firm.
2. Volunteer at a firm to get your foot in the door.
3. Work, even if you have to volunteer, at Legal Aid to gain experience, learn how to try a case, how to win, how to deal with clients and get to meet other lawyers in the courtroom and out.
4. Read about someone's case, research the issues and send it to the first chair lawyer.
5. Volunteer to assist a County District Judge with research to get yourself into a courtroom, make a friend in the court system who can then sell you, your skills and your determination to be a lawyer. Show some guts and determination.
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