I’ll Be Groped for Christmas, by Roxi Copland

A talented young blues singer... from Iowa.

So I read where a lot of people are complaining about the new feel-me-up security measures being implemented at the airports. Get a grip folks; you have to decide whether you want airport security or complete freedom to allow terrorists to blow us up. You can't have it both ways. A little bit of inconvenience that keeps you alive isn't a good enough reason to get all offended with a quick frisk. Either stop your whining or take the bus.