Let's see how creative retailers can get; this one gives an entirely new meaning to Black Friday. Times are tough but let’s see just how tough it’s getting out there. In the first case American retail takes the American judicial system out into the street for a good old western style gun slingers fight. If you think running a court is easy work, then think again. Here is what society delivers to the Court to deal with.

In Sanford, Florida if you buy a truck you get a free assault rifle. An AK-47 is the gift that keeps on giving to the judiciary.

In Kentucky the story reads that this victim is waiting for justice after being forced to eat his own beard. It all started with the sale of a tractor, then the claims get cloudy about beards being shaved off and a meal of the beard that was shaved off. Video on YouTube.

And again in Florida, Winter Park this time, a woman claims in a lawsuit her breasts caused her to be passed over for promotions and eventually fired. The specific allegation appears to be that her “Breasts were too distracting.” I kid you not.

We have this problem a lot in Iowa with farmers driving sexy tractors. I think Kenny Chesney is to blame for this theory.

Onward we march....